Thursday, March 3, 2011

Woman vs Dead Animals: Epic Battle Continues..

So, I bought & ordered this absolutely killer pair of black leather boots (pictured) which were delivered to me yesterday.(I don't make my Hubby support my shoe habit, so he can't complain.) So, he recently graced our living room walls with YET ANOTHER dead animal. (Not that I'm not proud of him, but cripes, enough already!) I told him that if he insisted on filling the house with dead animals, I was going to fill it with LIVE ones. (good strategy, right??) As I sit admiring my new boots, which I considered wearing to bed, here is our convo; ('ll laugh, trust me)

NIKKI: "So, now that you have another dead animal on the wall, I get a new live animal now."
JAKE: "You just got your 'sexy' boots that you bought."
NIKKI: "What does that have to do with it? You have 3 DEAD animals on the WALL."
JAKE: "Well, how many pairs of shoes do you have in the closet?"
NIKKI: "What does that matter? Should I start hanging my STILETTOS from the CEILING??"

(I win.)