Chuck Norris Fun

..some more random Chuck Norris facts:


I shot the sheriff...Chuck Norris shot the Deputy.


Chuck Norris is so tough he went skydiving without a parachute twice


Chuck Norris CAN in fact "raise the roof". And he can do it with one hand.
 

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle

This one time at band camp... BAM! Chuck Norris.

 

There are now five cup sizes at Starbucks: Short, Tall, Grande, Venti, and Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris peals an onion, he doesn't cry. The onion does.