Sunday, October 17, 2010

Chuck Norris Fun

..some more random Chuck Norris facts:

I shot the sheriff...Chuck Norris shot the Deputy.

Chuck Norris is so tough he went skydiving without a parachute twice

Chuck Norris CAN in fact "raise the roof". And he can do it with one hand.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle

There are now five cup sizes at Starbucks: Short, Tall, Grande, Venti, and Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris peals an onion, he doesn't cry. The onion does.

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